
Aubrey Plaza for Complex Magazine
i can’t believe this
Founding Father Pin-Ups, 2nd Ed.: Tread on Me
Anonymous asked: Don't blink. Don't even blink. They're fast. Faster than you would believe.
I would not survive against those “angels”. How can one not blink? That would lead to some serious eye health issues within a matter of hours.
Anonymous asked: Not necessarily the best influence in the long run, no; it's always very clear that Daario is definitely a mercenary, a rogue, a vagabond, a killer. But especially in that time, when she was locking up her dragons, not moving forward, holding back from the ruthlessness that had won her victories, it was exactly what she needed; to be reminded that she was the dragon, and not make the same mistakes that Rhaegar did.
Yeahyeahyeah. I’d probably agree with you more when I wasn’t so tipsy.
ericsblogatorium asked: A dog and a child are both drowning. You have time to save both but you can also take that time to save only the dog and get to know it better so it will love you, but the child drowns. There is time, if you only save the child, to play with the child and have it drool on you and poop its pants. What do you do?
Doge all the way. He’ll stay loyal. Unlike that child that will only rebel against me and tell me how much he hates me. Duh.
Anonymous asked: Go back and read Dance again. Just read that line where he's pressing Dany about being ruthless and doing what needs to be done and she gets angry and is all like, "Have you forgotten who I am?" and he's all like, "No. Have you?". I bet you'll like him more then. Not just a boy toy that's needed; someone to remind her that she is the dragon that's needed.
I don’t know. I don’t think he’s always the best influence for her. But I can see why he’s needed.
ericsblogatorium asked: Is it pronounced tomato or tomato?
Tomato if you’re a moral person with a soul.
Any other way is the devil speaking for you. Or so I’ve heard. Or possibly just made up at this very moment.
Anonymous asked: Do you like Daario Naharis?
It’s funny you should ask this. I wasn’t too found of him in the books, but after his introduction in the show last week… I think I might have room for him in my heart. I understand why he’s needed… I guess. We all need a boy toy from time to time.
Gong Li photographed by Jean-Marie Périer.